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it would've been better if SOMEBODEH hadn't been lazy
also....a monochrome red wouldn't have been so bad
like outline and shading is red kuz it's symbolic of her-
you know what?nvm
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peace
1) I only had three hours of sleep last night
2) I forgot to check in right before the 200m Dash (I was in the first heat) and so I had to sprint all the way across to the other side of the field, check in, get my number, and then sprint back.
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. "Dude, make a left. Those are trees...Trust me..."
- Demetri Martin
ok so here i was standing and talking to someone at the tsu swim meet
and i had my card thingy ready to go
so then i saw maddie (8th grader) and i was cheering her on
but then someone was like YOU'RE supposed to be in that heat too!!!
and i was like WTF???
so yeah....
i got over it though
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peace
moro has only 2
that's sad
she looks like the real thing though....
people are weird
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rainbow
Yo listen up here's a story,
About a mother wolf that lives in a blue world,
and all day and all night and everything she sees
is just blue,
like her,
inside and outside.
blue is her house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for her,
and herself,
And everybody around
kuz she ain't got, nobody, to listen to....
She's BLUE,
da ba dee da boo da
da ba dee, da boo da
da ba dee da boo da.
x'D
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rainbow
Akizuki: YAY!!!
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. "Dude, make a left. Those are trees...Trust me..."
- Demetri Martin
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. "Dude, make a left. Those are trees...Trust me..."
- Demetri Martin
IT'S AKIZUKI
you know, i love him SOOOOOOO much
i should draw a fanart x'D
because you only have 2 pics of him
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rainbow
it's probably because you're never ON!!!!
and you never
i don't know...
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rainbow
and btw, you should also try submitting some more deviations because that will make people see that you have new stuff and more stuff and all that.
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rainbow
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